Hallelujah, hallelujah, the left has won in France. But I was wrong, because I wasn’t talking about France, I was talking about Villa Francia.
Of course they did not celebrate the victory. Because Villa Francia has a lot to do with France, that’s clear, that’s why it’s called Villa Francia, and that’s why they were attacked, ambushed, screwed, because they were singing the Internationale on the Place de la Republique. Or rather, they were playing the Internationale on Radio Villa Francia to celebrate the anniversary of Mrs Luisa Toledo.
So, the police, armed with their authorisation to shoot in self-defence no matter what, didn’t even ring the bell so as not to disturb, they broke down the door and calmly entered the radio station, as you can see in the video I’m leaving you. And they say that they found weapons everywhere, on the tables, on the sofa, even in the toilet, because the radio station was preparing to make a video about the attack on the Moneda in September 1973.
And the police and Mrs Carolette say that this proves that the guests were criminals, because the weapons were available to anyone.
But if you go to eat at a friend’s house and it’s full of Chinese, Japanese or Korean statuettes or bibelots, can you take them? And if they put silver cutlery in your bag, can you put a knife in your bag because it’s at your disposal? Ah, well, why wasn’t I warned before, I missed several opportunities. Because almost all my friends are poor, but I have some millionaire friends, believe me.
No, comrades, because now the whole of the French right is rejoicing because they have found out that Mélenchon had a wooden spoon in his pocket, very much like a gun, and can no longer be a minister as we all hoped.
And Mme Carolette, who has never betrayed anyone except her father, who expelled him from the party, showed pictures and more pictures of guns, pistols, machine guns, shotguns, tanks and planes ready to bomb La Moneda with President Boric inside. Paro never found a picture of a boy holding a gun.
This is the problem that makes the French Communists angry, because they don’t want to give them the ministry, even though there are four cats there. But there are a lot of cats in Chile, and if they were to get out of the government, Le Penocho would win again.
All the elegant and careerist journalists are against the boys from Villa Francia, especially the one from Radio Bío Bío, who is more careerist and unpleasant than the rest of them. I do not know how they manage to put advertisements in their programme that, if you see them by accident, make you never want to buy the products they advertise.
The women of Villa Francia say that no one has betrayed them because this government has never been with them. But Macron says yes, and he will make Mrs Carolette a minister, as long as she combs her hair, because she gives him a lot of confidence.